Post by Woody Williams on Apr 4, 2007 7:06:09 GMT -5
Wisdom of Larry the cable guy ...
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression's anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird gets the worm, & the
2nd mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Support bacteria;
they're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually
the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines.
When you think nobody cares,
try missing a couple of payments.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future,
& laziness pays off now.
How much deeper would the ocean be, without sponges?
Eagles soar, &
weasels don't get sucked in jet engines.
What happens when
you get scared 1/2 to death, twice?
Why do psychics have to
ask you for your name?
Inside every older person is
a younger person wondering,
"What the heck happened?"
If the world didn't suck,
we'd all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright,
til you hear them speak.
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression's anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird gets the worm, & the
2nd mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Support bacteria;
they're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually
the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines.
When you think nobody cares,
try missing a couple of payments.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future,
& laziness pays off now.
How much deeper would the ocean be, without sponges?
Eagles soar, &
weasels don't get sucked in jet engines.
What happens when
you get scared 1/2 to death, twice?
Why do psychics have to
ask you for your name?
Inside every older person is
a younger person wondering,
"What the heck happened?"
If the world didn't suck,
we'd all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright,
til you hear them speak.
