Post by DEERTRACKS on Apr 3, 2007 6:24:30 GMT -5
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
Those are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for&n bsp;Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March........'
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
Those are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for&n bsp;Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March........'
