Post by tusti on Mar 19, 2007 15:07:02 GMT -5
I MISS BILL CLINTON
>> >
>> >It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious.
>> >
>> >From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses
>> >Bill
>> >Clinton.
>> >
>> >"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
>> >ever got
>> >to having a black man as President.
>> >
>> >Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He
>> >had his
>> >way with ugly white women.
>> >
>> >Even now? Look at him .. his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
>> >check from
>> >the government every month.
>> >
>> >Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
>> >shelves this
>> >week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one o f the nation's most
>> >distinguished
>> >men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>> >
>> >Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
>> >Clinton. The
>> >Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada
>> >
>> >When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
>> >don't
>> >know, I never had one."
>> >
>> >The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
>> >as I know
>> >it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
>> >you need
>> >to know."
>> >
>> >Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
>> >Panky
>> >between Bushes."
>> >
>> >---ya gotta love it.
>> >
>> >
>> >It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious.
>> >
>> >From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses
>> >Bill
>> >Clinton.
>> >
>> >"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
>> >ever got
>> >to having a black man as President.
>> >
>> >Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He
>> >had his
>> >way with ugly white women.
>> >
>> >Even now? Look at him .. his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
>> >check from
>> >the government every month.
>> >
>> >Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
>> >shelves this
>> >week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one o f the nation's most
>> >distinguished
>> >men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>> >
>> >Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
>> >Clinton. The
>> >Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada
>> >
>> >When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
>> >don't
>> >know, I never had one."
>> >
>> >The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
>> >as I know
>> >it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
>> >you need
>> >to know."
>> >
>> >Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
>> >Panky
>> >between Bushes."
>> >
>> >---ya gotta love it.
>> >
