Tickle Me Elmo

>There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
>toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
>
>Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
>first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
>the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins
>to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow
>and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
>schedule.
>
>The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men
>march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
>up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
>really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded
>by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabri c and a
>huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a
>little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully
>sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
>
>The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
>hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he
>says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
>misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...Your job is to
>give Elmo two test tickles."