Post by duster on Feb 26, 2007 19:06:52 GMT -5
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight , their efforts at disabling the security system
got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a
small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll
have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also! contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit,
each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND 'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
