Post by tusti on Feb 17, 2007 10:46:43 GMT -5
The worst age
>>>>"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing
comes out."
>>>>"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on
the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
>>>>"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
>>>>"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
>>>>"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."
>>>>"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
>>>>"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
>>>>Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00
>>>>and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
>>>>"I don't wake up till 7:00!!"
>>>>"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing
comes out."
>>>>"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on
the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
>>>>"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
>>>>"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
>>>>"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."
>>>>"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
>>>>"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
>>>>Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00
>>>>and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
>>>>"I don't wake up till 7:00!!"
