Phone calls to God

John Madden, the sports announcer, was in Buffalo to announce a football
game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bills bench.
He asked Drew Bledsoe what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to
God. John asked if he could use it. Drew told him, "Sure, but it will cost
you $200." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use
some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's
picks were perfect that week.
The next week John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed that
same kind of phone on the Patriot's bench. He asked what the telephone was
for and Tom Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it,
it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and
made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of
telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning , "Is that the hotline
to God?"
Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 35 cents."
John looked incredulously at Peyton and said, "Wait a second, I just paid
$200 in Buffalo and $500 in New England to use the same phone to God! Why do
the Colts only charge 35 cents?"
Peyton looked at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis, it's a local
call."

GO COLTS!