Post by tusti on Feb 2, 2007 16:11:37 GMT -5
An old farmer had a heart attack working out by his barn.
His pig with a wooden leg saw what happened, hobbled over, jumped on the farmer's chest, revived him and then called the doctor.
The doctor showed up and asked what happened.
The farmer told the doctor that the pig saved his life by jumping on his chest.
The doctor said that's some pig you got there, but how come the pig has a wooden leg.
The farmer said, a pig like that, you don't eat him all at once.
His pig with a wooden leg saw what happened, hobbled over, jumped on the farmer's chest, revived him and then called the doctor.
The doctor showed up and asked what happened.
The farmer told the doctor that the pig saved his life by jumping on his chest.
The doctor said that's some pig you got there, but how come the pig has a wooden leg.
The farmer said, a pig like that, you don't eat him all at once.
