Post by DEERTRACKS on Jan 29, 2007 14:45:58 GMT -5
A REDNECK FAMILY FROM THE HILLS OF WEST
VIRGINIA WAS VISITING THE CITY.
THEY WERE IN A MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
THEIR LIVES.
THE FATHER AND SON WERE STROLLING AROUND
WHILE THE WIFE SHOPPED.
THEY WERE AMAZED BY ALMOST EVERYTHING THEY
SAW, BUT ESPECIALLY BY TWO SHINY, SILVER WALLS
THAT COULD MOVE APART AND THEN SLIDE BACK
TOGETHER AGAIN.
THE BOY ASKED, "PAW, WHAT'S AT?"
THE FATHER (NEVER HAVING SEEN AN ELEVATOR)
RESPONDED, "SON I DUNNO, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I AIN'T
GOT NO IDEA WHAT IT IS."
WHILE THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WERE WATCHING
WITH AMAZEMENT, A FAT OLD LADY IN A WHEEL
CHAIR ROLLED UP TO THE MOVING WALLS AND
PRESSED A BUTTON.
THE WALLS OPENED AND THE LADY ROLLED BETWEEN
THEM INTO A SMALL ROOM. THE WALLS CLOSED AND
THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WATCHED THE SMALL
CIRCULAR NUMBER ABOVE THE WALLS LIGHT UP
SEQUENTIALLY. THEY CONTINUED TO WATCH UNTIL IT
REACHED THE LAST NUMBER.
WHEN THE NUMBERS BEGAN TO LIGHT IN THE REVERSE
ORDER, THE WALLS OPENED UP AGAIN AND A GORGEOUS
VOLUPTUOUS 24 YEAR-OLD BLONDE WOMAN STEPPED
OUT.
THE FATHER, NOT TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE YOUNG
WOMAN, SAID QUIETLY TO HIS SON,
"BOY.........GO GIT CHA MOMMA"..............
VIRGINIA WAS VISITING THE CITY.
THEY WERE IN A MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
THEIR LIVES.
THE FATHER AND SON WERE STROLLING AROUND
WHILE THE WIFE SHOPPED.
THEY WERE AMAZED BY ALMOST EVERYTHING THEY
SAW, BUT ESPECIALLY BY TWO SHINY, SILVER WALLS
THAT COULD MOVE APART AND THEN SLIDE BACK
TOGETHER AGAIN.
THE BOY ASKED, "PAW, WHAT'S AT?"
THE FATHER (NEVER HAVING SEEN AN ELEVATOR)
RESPONDED, "SON I DUNNO, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I AIN'T
GOT NO IDEA WHAT IT IS."
WHILE THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WERE WATCHING
WITH AMAZEMENT, A FAT OLD LADY IN A WHEEL
CHAIR ROLLED UP TO THE MOVING WALLS AND
PRESSED A BUTTON.
THE WALLS OPENED AND THE LADY ROLLED BETWEEN
THEM INTO A SMALL ROOM. THE WALLS CLOSED AND
THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WATCHED THE SMALL
CIRCULAR NUMBER ABOVE THE WALLS LIGHT UP
SEQUENTIALLY. THEY CONTINUED TO WATCH UNTIL IT
REACHED THE LAST NUMBER.
WHEN THE NUMBERS BEGAN TO LIGHT IN THE REVERSE
ORDER, THE WALLS OPENED UP AGAIN AND A GORGEOUS
VOLUPTUOUS 24 YEAR-OLD BLONDE WOMAN STEPPED
OUT.
THE FATHER, NOT TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE YOUNG
WOMAN, SAID QUIETLY TO HIS SON,
"BOY.........GO GIT CHA MOMMA"..............
