Post by tusti on Jan 29, 2007 11:21:47 GMT -5
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
>eases it
>over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the
>car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
>and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
>The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
>bodies to approaching drivers...
>
>Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
>
>It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
>
>The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
>vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
>
>"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
>
>"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
>by the road?!" asks the Officer...
>
>"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
>eases it
>over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the
>car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
>and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
>The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
>bodies to approaching drivers...
>
>Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
>
>It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
>
>The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
>vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
>
>"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
>
>"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
>by the road?!" asks the Officer...
>
>"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
