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Post by Decatur on Jan 22, 2007 15:45:41 GMT -5
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders > a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. > He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, > meanest biker in the face and says: > > "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway > buck naked. > Man, she is one fine looking woman!" > > The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are > confused because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a > hat. > > The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your > grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" > > The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still > says nothing. > > The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you > something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" > > At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders > looks him square in the eyes and says. . . . . . > > > > "Grandpa,.......Go home!!! You're drunk!" > >
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