Emergency

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.

So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery.

Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her
panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
Did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a
Grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
With it.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl's nights out have
got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with
no panties!"

"That's nothing", said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
Stuck between her butt cheeks that said:

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."