Post by Woody Williams on Dec 30, 2006 20:54:33 GMT -5
Bumper stickers say a lot about people displaying them. They say a lot about people who laugh at them (or don't). Which are your favorites?
Wrinkled wasn't 1 of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Never believe generalizations.
Always avoid alliteration.
I used to have a handle on life,
& it broke.
Lawyers have feelings too
(allegedly).
On your mark,
get set, go away!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
What would Scooby do?
I'm not infantile,
you poopyhead.
I have a degree in Liberal Arts -
do you want fries w/ that?
Suburbia's where they tear out trees,
& name streets after them.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
My mother's a travel agent -
for guilt trips.
Stress is when you wake up screaming,
& realize you aren't asleep.
Nice perfume.
Do you marinate in it?
Cover Me!
I'm Changing Lanes
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
The trouble w/ the gene pool is
there's no lifeguard.
Old age comes at a bad time.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Your kid's an Honor Student,
& YOU'RE still an idiot.
I took an IQ test,
& results were negative.
Women who want to be equal to men
lack ambition.
To err's human, & to blame it on somebody shows management potential.
Driver carries no cash.
He's married.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Don't believe everything you think.
Earth's full.
Go home.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
My wife complains I never listen
(or something).
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
If it isn't broken,
fix it til it is.
What if the hokey pokey
is what it's all about?
Wrinkled wasn't 1 of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Never believe generalizations.
Always avoid alliteration.
I used to have a handle on life,
& it broke.
Lawyers have feelings too
(allegedly).
On your mark,
get set, go away!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
What would Scooby do?
I'm not infantile,
you poopyhead.
I have a degree in Liberal Arts -
do you want fries w/ that?
Suburbia's where they tear out trees,
& name streets after them.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
My mother's a travel agent -
for guilt trips.
Stress is when you wake up screaming,
& realize you aren't asleep.
Nice perfume.
Do you marinate in it?
Cover Me!
I'm Changing Lanes
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
The trouble w/ the gene pool is
there's no lifeguard.
Old age comes at a bad time.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Your kid's an Honor Student,
& YOU'RE still an idiot.
I took an IQ test,
& results were negative.
Women who want to be equal to men
lack ambition.
To err's human, & to blame it on somebody shows management potential.
Driver carries no cash.
He's married.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Don't believe everything you think.
Earth's full.
Go home.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
My wife complains I never listen
(or something).
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
If it isn't broken,
fix it til it is.
What if the hokey pokey
is what it's all about?
