Post by Woody Williams on Dec 7, 2006 9:37:20 GMT -5
A husband and wife go to see a marriage counselor after 30 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 30 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on for almost an hour.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, and lifts the woman out of her seat. He embraces her and kisses her very passionately.
The woman shuts up and sits down quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on weekends, I go hunting."
The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 30 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on for almost an hour.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, and lifts the woman out of her seat. He embraces her and kisses her very passionately.
The woman shuts up and sits down quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on weekends, I go hunting."
