Post by tusti on Nov 24, 2006 19:08:47 GMT -5
The Art of Making Love
The Italian man says... Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.
The Frenchman boasts... Last week, when my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love, and she screamed for fifteen minutes.
The Jewish man says... Well, last week, my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love, and she screamed for over six hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They asked, What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?
The Jewish man says... I wiped my hands on the bedspread!
The Italian man says... Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.
The Frenchman boasts... Last week, when my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love, and she screamed for fifteen minutes.
The Jewish man says... Well, last week, my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love, and she screamed for over six hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They asked, What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?
The Jewish man says... I wiped my hands on the bedspread!
