Post by tusti on Nov 11, 2006 19:12:48 GMT -5
LITTLE JOHNNY
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young
> lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
>
> Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
>
> Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Peter, how
> would you say it?"
>
> Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be
> right back."
>
> Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to
> tell us how to use your good manners?"
>
> Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
> I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
> you'll get to meet after dinner." ;D
>
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young
> lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
>
> Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
>
> Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Peter, how
> would you say it?"
>
> Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be
> right back."
>
> Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to
> tell us how to use your good manners?"
>
> Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
> I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
> you'll get to meet after dinner." ;D
>