Post by Decatur on Sept 29, 2006 6:01:58 GMT -5
YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE:
The husband had just finished reading a new book: "YOU CAN BE THE MAN
OFYOUR HOUSE". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
need to know that I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE, and my word is law! Tonight
you will prepare me a gourmet meal, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to
draw my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands and after that's
done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied,"The funeral director would be my guess."
The husband had just finished reading a new book: "YOU CAN BE THE MAN
OFYOUR HOUSE". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
need to know that I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE, and my word is law! Tonight
you will prepare me a gourmet meal, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to
draw my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands and after that's
done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied,"The funeral director would be my guess."
