Post by Woody Williams on Jul 13, 2006 13:14:37 GMT -5
Three Blondes...........
Three blondes were all applying for the last
available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The
detective conducting the interview looked at the
three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops,
?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and
pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it
and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a
detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be
able to notice things such as distinguishing features
and oddities such as scars, tatoos, and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the
first blonde and withdrew it after about two
seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any
distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has
only one eye !"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course
he has only one eye in this picture! It's a side profile
of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of
the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde,
stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled
it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and
exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the
other lady? This is a side profile of the man's face! Of
course you can only see one ear!! You're
excused also!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the
office.
The detective turned his attention to the third
and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste
of time, but.." He flashed the photo in her face for a
couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right,
did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual
about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears
contact lenses"
The detective frowned, took another look at the
picture and began looking at some of the papers in
the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled
expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio
says he wears contacts! How in the world could you
tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, duh!
With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't
wear glasses!"
Three blondes were all applying for the last
available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The
detective conducting the interview looked at the
three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops,
?"The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and
pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it
and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a
detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be
able to notice things such as distinguishing features
and oddities such as scars, tatoos, and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the
first blonde and withdrew it after about two
seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any
distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has
only one eye !"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course
he has only one eye in this picture! It's a side profile
of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of
the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde,
stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled
it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and
exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the
other lady? This is a side profile of the man's face! Of
course you can only see one ear!! You're
excused also!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the
office.
The detective turned his attention to the third
and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste
of time, but.." He flashed the photo in her face for a
couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right,
did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual
about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears
contact lenses"
The detective frowned, took another look at the
picture and began looking at some of the papers in
the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled
expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio
says he wears contacts! How in the world could you
tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, duh!
With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't
wear glasses!"
