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Wal mart greeter Jul 6, 2006 16:17:24 GMT -5

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Post by 911 on Jul 6, 2006 16:17:24 GMT -5

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart

with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through

the entrance.

The WalMart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart ....

Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they

ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would

you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid

twice!"

DEERTRACKS Major Contributor Posts: 13,689	Wal mart greeter Jul 7, 2006 7:10:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEERTRACKS on Jul 7, 2006 7:10:02 GMT -5 One for the books! LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!

chicobrownbear Major Contributor Posts: 4,635	Wal mart greeter Jul 7, 2006 8:50:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 7, 2006 8:50:45 GMT -5 I see her every time I go to Wal Mart.
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DEERTRACKS Major Contributor Posts: 13,689	Wal mart greeter Jul 7, 2006 13:51:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DEERTRACKS on Jul 7, 2006 13:51:34 GMT -5 chicobrownbear said: I see her every time I go to Wal Mart. You will have to excuse my momma. She over does it sometimes. She has flashbacks of her days as a DI. ;D

911 Guest	Wal mart greeter Jul 7, 2006 15:40:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by 911 on Jul 7, 2006 15:40:40 GMT -5 Woody could you please delete the Richard Simmons Picture. I thought i was on the wrong site for a minute. LOL!!!!!!!

lugnutz Major Contributor Posts: 3,041	Wal mart greeter Jul 8, 2006 0:54:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lugnutz on Jul 8, 2006 0:54:48 GMT -5 good one!

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Post by 911 on Jul 6, 2006 16:17:24 GMT -5

Post by DEERTRACKS on Jul 7, 2006 7:10:02 GMT -5

Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 7, 2006 8:50:45 GMT -5

Post by DEERTRACKS on Jul 7, 2006 13:51:34 GMT -5

Post by 911 on Jul 7, 2006 15:40:40 GMT -5

Post by lugnutz on Jul 8, 2006 0:54:48 GMT -5

Post by psychobubba on Jul 8, 2006 11:22:41 GMT -5