Post by Decatur on Jun 30, 2006 9:49:13 GMT -5
Poker
> Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some
> cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
> noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
> Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on > the
> table and emerged red-faced.
>
>
>
>
> Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
> followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
>
>
> Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he
> did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
>
>
>
> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of > this
> offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her
> husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at
> her house around 2 PM. Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2p.m.sharp > and
> after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and > closed
> their transaction, as agreed.
>
> John then quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at > 6
> p.m. And upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come > by
> the house this afternoon?"
>
>
> With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by a few
> minutes this afternoon."
>
> Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he
> give you $500?"
>
> In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering > her
> best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".
>
> Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this > afternoon
> on his way home and pay me back."
> Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some
> cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
> noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
> Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on > the
> table and emerged red-faced.
>
>
>
>
> Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
> followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
>
>
> Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he
> did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
>
>
>
> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of > this
> offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her
> husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at
> her house around 2 PM. Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2p.m.sharp > and
> after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and > closed
> their transaction, as agreed.
>
> John then quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at > 6
> p.m. And upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come > by
> the house this afternoon?"
>
>
> With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by a few
> minutes this afternoon."
>
> Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he
> give you $500?"
>
> In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering > her
> best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".
>
> Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this > afternoon
> on his way home and pay me back."
