Post by Decatur on Jun 8, 2006 6:13:16 GMT -5
The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk
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> Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
> turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to
> do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
> headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine
> and coast into the garage.
> Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
> get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee
> down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my
> wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
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> "His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
> wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
> up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
> throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
> bed, slap her on the rump and say!, WHO WANTS LOVIN?
!!!" and she
> acts like she's sound asleep.
>
> It Works Every Time!
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> Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
> turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to
> do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
> headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine
> and coast into the garage.
> Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
> get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee
> down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my
> wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
>
> "His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
> wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
> up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
> throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
> bed, slap her on the rump and say!, WHO WANTS LOVIN?
!!!" and she> acts like she's sound asleep.
>
> It Works Every Time!
