4 the CO's we know and respect a funny 4 them

I don't know where this CO is from.
but thought I should put you on alert. . .


While she was "flying" down the lake yesterday (obviously throwing quite a wake ), a woman passed under a bridge only to find a CO with
a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The CO pulled her over, making her shut down her boat, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the
CO, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The CO stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***hole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on CO's Face. PRICELESS