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Post by tusti on May 26, 2006 10:25:23 GMT -5
Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is >>unable to perform >>sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a >>few things, but >>nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an >>American Indian >>medicine man. >> >>The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, >>he throws a white >>powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing >>blue smoke. >>Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only >>use it once a >>year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall >>rise for as long as >>you wish!" >> >>The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I >>don't want to >>continue?" >>The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has >>to say is 1234, >>and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work >>again for another >>year." >> >>Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and >>prowess. >>That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, >>shaves, and puts >>on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, >>and lying next to >>her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than >>anytime in his >>life just as the medicine man had promised. >>Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, >>"What did you say >>123 for?" >> >>And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence >>with a preposition. >>
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Post by chicobrownbear on May 26, 2006 10:27:33 GMT -5
Disappointment is a cruel mistress.
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Post by DEERTRACKS on May 26, 2006 11:16:42 GMT -5
Disappointment is a cruel mistress. With no relief in sight!
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