Post by Decatur on May 16, 2006 6:28:43 GMT -5
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to
you?"
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them
and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
I don't remember much after that..."
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to
you?"
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them
and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
I don't remember much after that..."
