Post by hunter480 on May 5, 2006 22:36:03 GMT -5
Two strings walk into a bar- the first string tells the second string to order two beers while he uses the restroom.
The second string approaches the bartender, and orders 2 beers, but the bartender tells him the bar doesn`t serve strings, so the second string goes to the table selected by the first string, and waits for him to return from the restroom. When he returns, he asks where the beers are. The second string tells him the bartender said the bar doesn`t serve strings. The first string bends down, loops himself thru his torso, straightens up, and musses up his hair.
He goes to the bar and orders 2 beers. The bartender says: "Aren`t you a string?" The first string responds: "Fraid Knot".
The second string approaches the bartender, and orders 2 beers, but the bartender tells him the bar doesn`t serve strings, so the second string goes to the table selected by the first string, and waits for him to return from the restroom. When he returns, he asks where the beers are. The second string tells him the bartender said the bar doesn`t serve strings. The first string bends down, loops himself thru his torso, straightens up, and musses up his hair.
He goes to the bar and orders 2 beers. The bartender says: "Aren`t you a string?" The first string responds: "Fraid Knot".
