How men and women shower

Pretty long read, But true???

>> How To Shower Like a Woman:
>>
>> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
>> according to lights and darks.
>>
>> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>>
>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note to
>> do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>>
>> Get in the shower.
>>
>> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah
and
>> pumice stone.
>>
>> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
added
>> vitamins.
>>
>> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>
>> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced.
>>
>> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub f or 10
minutes
>> until red.
>>
>> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
wash.
>>
>> Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>
>> Shave armpits and legs.
>>
>> Turn off shower.
>>
>> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>
>> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>>
>> Get out of shower.
>>
>> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>
>> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>
>> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.
>>
>> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>> How To Shower Like a Man:
>>
>> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave
>> them in a pile.
>>
>> Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>
>> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
>> 'woo-woo' sound.
>>
>> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>
>> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
>>
>> Get in the shower.
>>
>> Wash your face.
>>
>> Wash your armpits.
>>
>> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off.
>>
>> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>>
>> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>>
>> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.
>>
>> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>>
>> Pee.
>>
>> Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>
>> Partially dry off.
>>
>> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out
of
>> tub the whole time.
>>
>> Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>>
>> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan
on.
>>
>> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>
>> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and
make the
>> 'woo-woo' sound again.
>>
>> Throw wet towel on bed.
>>
>> If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth
>> behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
>> Have a great day! And, "Woo Woo"!!!
>>
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