Post by quackhead100 on Apr 13, 2006 13:28:44 GMT -5
A guy goes out duck hunting and after a successful morning, is returns to his truck. He is stopped by a Conservation Officer.
The CO asks to see the guys ducks. The hunter obliges.
The CO grabs the first duck and sniffs it's butt. The CO says, This duck is from Arkansas!! Do you have an Arkansas hunting license?". The hunter says, "yes" and produces it.
The CO grabs the second duck and sniffs it's butt and says, " This duck is from South Dakota!! Do you have a South Dakota hunting license?". The hunter says "yes" and produces it.
The CO grabs the third duck and again sniffs it's butt and says, "This duck is from Iowa!! Do you have a Iowa hunting license?. The hunter says "yes" and produces it.
The CO now satisfied that the hunter is legal asks " By the way, Just where are you from, boy?"
The hunter turns around, drops his pants, bends over, and replies "You're the expert. You tell me!!!"
The CO asks to see the guys ducks. The hunter obliges.
The CO grabs the first duck and sniffs it's butt. The CO says, This duck is from Arkansas!! Do you have an Arkansas hunting license?". The hunter says, "yes" and produces it.
The CO grabs the second duck and sniffs it's butt and says, " This duck is from South Dakota!! Do you have a South Dakota hunting license?". The hunter says "yes" and produces it.
The CO grabs the third duck and again sniffs it's butt and says, "This duck is from Iowa!! Do you have a Iowa hunting license?. The hunter says "yes" and produces it.
The CO now satisfied that the hunter is legal asks " By the way, Just where are you from, boy?"
The hunter turns around, drops his pants, bends over, and replies "You're the expert. You tell me!!!"
