Post by DEERTRACKS on Apr 6, 2006 10:17:08 GMT -5
Subject: The Old Farmer
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming
when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond.
As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming
when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond.
As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
