More “can’t make this stuff up!”

I’ve been working in Cleveland Ohio this week. And of course, that means life in the hotels.
This was the first. As I’m watching a hunting show on the outdoor channel, a knock comes to the door.
It’s two middle-aged women, and one of them says sir, can we please ask you not to use so much hot water in the shower!
Confused, I say, what the heck did you just say!?
And she repeats her request.
Now I’m about ready to explode and I answered, Lady, my shower is completely dry. I don’t know what you think you’re hearing but it’s definitely not my shower.
And she says sorry and starts to walk away.
But I didn’t let her leave that easy. I said, ma’am, what in God’s name gives you the right to knock on my door, even if I was taking a long hot shower?
To which her retort was some bumble – about being a good citizen, and saving the planet!
I couldn’t let that go!
I said, why don’t you two girls get on your freaking bicycles and get the heck out of my sight!
Now they look confused, and I said oh really, don’t tell me you actually drove a vehicle here!
Hang on!
And I ready my phone as if I was going to take a picture of them!
They started cussing at me, and hurriedly walked away!
My last comment, as I shouted to them down the hallway,
“ While you’re at it, why don’t all you imbecilic liberals just quit breathing, you’re blowing way too many holes in my ozone layer!”

I’m still sitting here, completely baffled at the audacity of some of these idiots!