Post by oldhoyt on Mar 14, 2024 7:55:41 GMT -5
A lawyer boards a plane in New Orleans carrying a box of frozen crab. He tells the stewardess to put them in the freezer by the cockpit. He then tells her he's a lawyer, and both she and the airline will be in big trouble if the crab thaws during the flight. His attitude aggravates the stewardess greatly, but she puts the crab in the freezer. Then she had an idea. Just before landing in New York, she got on the intercom and gave the usual instructions for preparing to land. Then she added, "And could the lawyer that gave me the crabs in New orleans please report to the front fo the cabin?"