Post by gillgrabber on Jul 6, 2014 8:58:34 GMT -5
Three men died on Christmas Eve and arrived at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter told them 'In honor of this holy season you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' replied Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman searched desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'
Saint Peter told them 'In honor of this holy season you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' replied Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman searched desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'