Biggest Squirrel I Shot This Year!!!!

Yeah, one day this past fall my buddy Ron and I decided to do a little squirrel huntin. So we head to our favorite hickory woods right next to the county landfill. We knew from years past that they grow em big around the landfill. The meat tastes a little gamey though and then theres the glow.......Anyway me and Ron were in the woods. After a few minutes of sittin quiet we started hearin some chatterin down the way. So I says to Ron,,,,,"Ron hit that new call you got today at Walmart". So he starts blowin on this thing. Well, I don't think Ron bought the right call cause I swear it sounded like a big ole bull elk gettin ready to do his thing to ole momma elk if ya know what I mean. Anyway, I get him to stop blowin on that call and thats when we saw,heard ,and felt this monster comin right at us. The beast was so close you could see the look on its face. I think he thought we were a couple of nuts. I tell Ron to take the shot but I turn and he's laying beside me in the fetal position sucking his thumb. So without hesitation I unleash ole "Painless" on this abominible tree rat from hell. He took three or four right to the melon and slid to a stop right at my feet. That brought Ron back to his senses long enough to stop suckin his thumb and start screamin to the great almighty. Oh, and he had also soiled in his pants. Well, thats pretty much how it went. I think Ron needs to return that call to Walmart.