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Post by Old Ironsights on Nov 29, 2007 9:50:01 GMT -5
You know your wife just doesn't get the whole picture when you are on the telephone while butchering a deer and you hear her say: "You did NOT just tell that telemarketer that you were dismembering a body... !"  True story (from last night) ;D |
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Post by scrub-buster on Nov 29, 2007 22:30:42 GMT -5
My wife allways finds somewhere else to go when I am butchering a deer. Something about seeing deer legs and a ribcage on the kitchen counter grosses her out. I just don't understand, it makes me hungry.
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Post by Sleazy E on Nov 30, 2007 7:35:53 GMT -5
that is just too funny OI..... gonna have to remember that one for sure.
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Post by duff on Nov 30, 2007 7:58:49 GMT -5
Awsome!!!
If you get on the no call list and they shouldn't bother you anymore.
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Post by Old Ironsights on Nov 30, 2007 10:41:42 GMT -5
You should have heard it.
(East Asian guy) "Hello, May I speak with the person who handles your Gas account?"
(Me) "Sorry, I can't talk righ now. I'm a little busy dismembering a body."
(East Asian guy) Weird choked silence
(Me) "Click"
I'm glad I know the SWAT commander...
But what's even better is that I live in a townhouse/condo between two Projects, and the Brothers are forever walking through my back yard going between the two.
You should have seen the look I got as I was standing there, ribcage in one hand and a hatchet in the other...
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