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Post by bsutravis on May 23, 2007 12:36:41 GMT -5
After a year long investigation, I have uncovered some facts that might just get me killed. Guys, it's not "Big Oil", it's not "GW", it's not "OPEC" or any of the dozens of things that are being blamed for the high gas prices....... The single most influential reason behind the high gas prices: Mullis56. He's admitted that he's in the pocket of Exxon... He has no problem dumping hundreds of dollars into his Suburban. I've uncovered evidence that links him directly to the Saudi Prince and I will give that evidence here today, in our forum.... We all know that Mr. Mullis is a huge big game hunter, and global traveler in pursuit of wild turkeys...... but little did we REALLY know how much of a world traveler is he! It's amazing what someone with power and influence can do, and Mr. Mullis has opened his wallet and paid "hush" money to countless members here to keep his secret....and I, I too have was taken in by his Royal persona. NO MORE DONNIE MULLIS! I'm exposing you HERE AND NOW! Donnie posted a pic last month of him with 3 turkeys, CLAIMING that he killed them in Nebraska. We were duped! After painstaking evaluation and forensic evidence gathering, we've cleaned up that photo, pixel by pixel to reveal what the REAL scene was like. After seeing this, we will all know that Don Mullis is an Oil Tycoon in disquise.....and we can now point all the blame for high fuel costs at the right man: Mullis56
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Post by tskiller on May 23, 2007 12:45:34 GMT -5
So he is to blame for low turkey numbers AND high gas prices!!!!!!
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Post by DEERTRACKS on May 23, 2007 13:51:28 GMT -5
So he is a camel jockey. He had me going.
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Post by mullis56 on May 23, 2007 13:59:13 GMT -5
Funny post, they are up to $3.69 a gallon by my house that is salty, I don't care who you are! Exxon's stock: XOM Exxon Mobil Corp (NYSE) +0.07 today Last: 82.84 52 Week Range: 56.64 to 84.32
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Post by Decatur on May 23, 2007 15:43:33 GMT -5
I knew there was a conspiracy on this site somewhere!!
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Post by Old Ironsights on May 23, 2007 17:25:39 GMT -5
But wait... there's somthing wrong here.... AH HA! The picture is a FRAUD! He's not in some Arab Oil Producing place - he's in INDIA! That's a Sikh turban, not an Arab turban. So Muli56 is really an Indian Sikh Prince... Hmmm prolly keeps a copy of the KamaSutra in his wallet too. For shame Travis, leading us on like that.
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Post by JohnSmiles on May 23, 2007 18:52:03 GMT -5
After a year long investigation, I have uncovered some facts that might just get me killed. Guys, it's not "Big Oil", it's not "GW", it's not "OPEC" or any of the dozens of things that are being blamed for the high gas prices....... The single most influential reason behind the high gas prices: Mullis56. He's admitted that he's in the pocket of Exxon... He has no problem dumping hundreds of dollars into his Suburban. I've uncovered evidence that links him directly to the Saudi Prince and I will give that evidence here today, in our forum.... We all know that Mr. Mullis is a huge big game hunter, and global traveler in pursuit of wild turkeys...... but little did we REALLY know how much of a world traveler is he! It's amazing what someone with power and influence can do, and Mr. Mullis has opened his wallet and paid "hush" money to countless members here to keep his secret....and I, I too have was taken in by his Royal persona. NO MORE DONNIE MULLIS! I'm exposing you HERE AND NOW! Donnie posted a pic last month of him with 3 turkeys, CLAIMING that he killed them in Nebraska. We were duped! After painstaking evaluation and forensic evidence gathering, we've cleaned up that photo, pixel by pixel to reveal what the REAL scene was like. After seeing this, we will all know that Don Mullis is an Oil Tycoon in disquise.....and we can now point all the blame for high fuel costs at the right man: Mullis56 I tried to tell ya . . .
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Post by Sasquatch on May 23, 2007 19:08:10 GMT -5
A snake in the garden! We must eliminate the infidels among us!
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Post by drgreyhound on May 23, 2007 19:25:23 GMT -5
Artfully rendered! ;D
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Post by Sasquatch on May 23, 2007 19:33:29 GMT -5
He's wearing the snake-charmer hat to throw us off, ironsights.
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Post by bsutravis on May 23, 2007 21:05:54 GMT -5
LOL.... Good eye Iron! I actually sent Don a message telling him I didn't have the turban that I wanted, I was looking for one of those plaid ones that the oil shieks always have on, but the Indian turban was readily available! LOL.
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Post by bsutravis on May 23, 2007 21:06:57 GMT -5
PS. He is a big fan of Kama Sutra according to the dancers at PT's in Indy.
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Post by johnc911 on May 23, 2007 21:08:26 GMT -5
Somehow i knew Smiles would like that LOL
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Post by JohnSmiles on May 23, 2007 21:25:20 GMT -5
Somehow i knew Smiles would like that LOL ;D Smiles really has a great sense of humor. As long as there is some humor actually involved. That's funny I don't care WHO you are!
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Post by huxbux on May 23, 2007 21:37:06 GMT -5
So that's his back yard?
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Post by bsutravis on May 23, 2007 21:57:46 GMT -5
He would tell ya where it is Hux, but then he'd have to kill ya........
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Post by mullis56 on May 23, 2007 23:58:43 GMT -5
John - how'd you figure that Smiles would comment? I'd assume Art or Woody would have too, but they haven't! I actually think I'm going to have my wife put the E85 in her Tahoe tomorrow at Meijer of all places to spend money on gas! Smiles and I are all good....we just don't talk or post at or/with one another.....Travis thanks for turning everyone against me all of a sudden, I thought I was decently liked by most but not all, now I don't even know.
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Post by solohunter on May 24, 2007 3:22:58 GMT -5
I thought it was the OBR.....thanks for setting me straight BSU Solo
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Post by cambygsp on May 24, 2007 7:55:25 GMT -5
I thought it was the OBR.....thanks for setting me straight BSU Solo Where ya been Solo....long time no post?
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Post by bsutravis on May 24, 2007 8:32:31 GMT -5
Mullis, your secret was bound to get out eventually..... Don't blame me you Hunka-Hunka Burning-Oil Man.
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