Post by DEERTRACKS on May 17, 2007 5:51:26 GMT -5
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>>
>> by: AUTHOR UNKNOWN
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
>> level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
>>
>>
>> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>> American.
>>
>>
>> I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
>> not entitle you to anything.
>>
>> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
>>
>>
>> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
>> they want to.
>>
>>
>> My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
>> Jerry Springer.
>>
>> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>>
>>
>> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing
>> about it.
>>
>>
>> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave! I haven't burned any witches
>> or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up
>> already.
>>
>> I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where
>> you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
>>
>>
>> I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend Jesse
>> Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
>> the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>>
>>
>>
>> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're
>> running from them..
>>
>>
>> I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the
>> law, regardless of what color you are.
>>
>> And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I
>> think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>>
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
>> you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
>> for the next four years.
>>
>> I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
>> stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
>>
>>
>> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>> parents.
>>
>>
>> And what is going on with gas prices...again?
>>
>>
>> I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
>>
>> I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
>>
>>
>> If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>>
>>
>> If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>> We want our countr y back!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
>>
>> by: AUTHOR UNKNOWN
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
>> level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
>>
>>
>> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>> American.
>>
>>
>> I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
>> not entitle you to anything.
>>
>> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
>>
>>
>> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
>> they want to.
>>
>>
>> My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
>> Jerry Springer.
>>
>> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>>
>>
>> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing
>> about it.
>>
>>
>> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave! I haven't burned any witches
>> or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up
>> already.
>>
>> I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where
>> you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
>>
>>
>> I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend Jesse
>> Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
>> the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>>
>>
>>
>> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're
>> running from them..
>>
>>
>> I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the
>> law, regardless of what color you are.
>>
>> And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I
>> think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>>
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
>> you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
>> for the next four years.
>>
>> I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
>> stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
>>
>>
>> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>> parents.
>>
>>
>> And what is going on with gas prices...again?
>>
>>
>> I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
>>
>> I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
>>
>>
>> If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>>
>>
>> If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>> We want our countr y back!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!