Post by mudstrider on Mar 21, 2007 8:08:36 GMT -5
I'm not sure if this study has ever been posted here or not....
*Liberal, Conservative, or Redneck?*
*Here's a little test that will help you decide what you are:*
*You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.*
*You're carrying a Glock 9mm and you are an expert shot.*
*You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.*
*What do you do?*
*_Liberal's Answer:_*
*Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!*
*Does the man look poor or oppressed?*
*Have I ever done anything to him that would make him want to attack me?*
*Could we run away?*
*What does my wife think?*
*What about the kids?*
*Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?*
*What does the law say about this situation?*
*Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?*
*Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and my children?*
*Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?*
*Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?*
*If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?*
*Should I call 9-1-1?*
*Why is this street so deserted?*
*We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.*
*This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.*
*_Conservative's Answer:_*
*BANG!*
*_Redneck's Answer:_*
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *
*Click ..... (Sounds of reloading)*
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *
*Click*
*Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"*
*Son: "I didn't get to shoot any!"*
*Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"*
*Liberal, Conservative, or Redneck?*
*Here's a little test that will help you decide what you are:*
*You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.*
*You're carrying a Glock 9mm and you are an expert shot.*
*You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.*
*What do you do?*
*_Liberal's Answer:_*
*Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!*
*Does the man look poor or oppressed?*
*Have I ever done anything to him that would make him want to attack me?*
*Could we run away?*
*What does my wife think?*
*What about the kids?*
*Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?*
*What does the law say about this situation?*
*Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?*
*Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and my children?*
*Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?*
*Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?*
*If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?*
*Should I call 9-1-1?*
*Why is this street so deserted?*
*We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.*
*This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.*
*_Conservative's Answer:_*
*BANG!*
*_Redneck's Answer:_*
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *
*Click ..... (Sounds of reloading)*
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *
*Click*
*Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"*
*Son: "I didn't get to shoot any!"*
*Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"*
