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Post by tusti on Mar 17, 2007 10:04:27 GMT -5
An arrogant Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old owner of a Kentucky farm.
"I need to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Agriculture representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets, and the bull was gaining at every step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Mar 19, 2007 6:09:26 GMT -5
Good one. LOL
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