Any Accident Prone Friends?

Sometimes I think I qualify for being accident prone. Am always tripping on some root, limb, vine in the woods, dropping gloves and hats out of trees, had a bow fall from an old tv wire stand off that we used for bow, gun holders back before they became on sale. Plus other misc. stuff that has happened to me or I've done that I have forgotten, others have not. Had tackle boxes fall open when climbing down the sides of strip pits when climbing down to the water to fish, Now that was a mess. I try to make sure everything on my boat is set up to float or tied down, cause I know that I am inevitably going to send something into the water.