Post by oldhoyt on Mar 8, 2022 8:25:32 GMT -5
St. Patrick's Day is around the corner, so Irish jokes are in season:
Paddy says to Mick "I'm ready for a holiday, but this year I'm going to plan a bit different than years past.
Mick asks "Why's that Paddy?"
Paddy says "Well, 5 years ago it was Spain and Mary got pregnant. 3 years ago it was Italy, and wouldn't you know, Mary got pregnant. Last year it was France, and damned if she didn't get pregnant again!"
Mick asks "So what will you do differently this year?"
Paddy replies "This year, I'm taking her with me!"
Paddy says to Mick "I'm ready for a holiday, but this year I'm going to plan a bit different than years past.
Mick asks "Why's that Paddy?"
Paddy says "Well, 5 years ago it was Spain and Mary got pregnant. 3 years ago it was Italy, and wouldn't you know, Mary got pregnant. Last year it was France, and damned if she didn't get pregnant again!"
Mick asks "So what will you do differently this year?"
Paddy replies "This year, I'm taking her with me!"
