Would You Remarry?

A nice older couple (Ed and Betty) were sitting on their back porch one morning enjoying their breakfast. Out of the blue, Betty asks, "If I died would you remarry right away?" This caught Ed by surprise and he said, "What a terrible thought, I don't want to talk about it!" But Betty was persistent and asked Ed the same question over the next three days. Finally, Ed answered and said, "Yes, I guess I would remarry, can we stop thinking about that subject now?" But Betty had more questions. She then asked, "Would you sell the house?" Ed said, "No, I don't see why I'd sell the house." Then Betty asked, "Would you sell our bed?" Ed replied, "No, I don't see why I'd sell the bed." Then Betty asked, "Well, you certainly wouldn't let her use my golf clubs, would you?" Ed, said, "Certainly not, that doesn't even make sense." Betty asked, "Why, because it would be silly to just let them sit in the closet?" Ed said, "No, she's left handed."