Post by oldhoyt on Apr 9, 2021 10:47:59 GMT -5
A blind Pilot walks into the plane waiving his walking stick. Understandably, the passengers begin to look at each other in disbelief.
A Flight Attendant gets on the PA and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see the captain is legally blind, but I assure you he is one of the best pilots with over 6,000 successful flights."
Next the Co-Pilot boards the plane and he also is blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The passengers seem very concerned at this point.
The Flight Attendant again takes the PA and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you all saw the Co-Pilot is also blind but rest assured you are in the hands of the second best pilot as he has over 5,000 successful flights."
At this point the plane begins down the runway, as it gains speed the passengers grow tense. The plane continues to accelerate, approaching the end of the runway and still has not taken off.... faster and faster....but still on the ground! As the plane is almost to the end of the runway, One terrified passenger finally screams...."WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!". Then suddenly the plane lifts off and begins its ascent.
At this point the Pilot turns to the Co-Pilot and says, "Holy Crap, I was really getting nervous. The day no-one screams is the day we're screwed!!!"
A Flight Attendant gets on the PA and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see the captain is legally blind, but I assure you he is one of the best pilots with over 6,000 successful flights."
Next the Co-Pilot boards the plane and he also is blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The passengers seem very concerned at this point.
The Flight Attendant again takes the PA and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you all saw the Co-Pilot is also blind but rest assured you are in the hands of the second best pilot as he has over 5,000 successful flights."
At this point the plane begins down the runway, as it gains speed the passengers grow tense. The plane continues to accelerate, approaching the end of the runway and still has not taken off.... faster and faster....but still on the ground! As the plane is almost to the end of the runway, One terrified passenger finally screams...."WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!". Then suddenly the plane lifts off and begins its ascent.
At this point the Pilot turns to the Co-Pilot and says, "Holy Crap, I was really getting nervous. The day no-one screams is the day we're screwed!!!"
