One bright and shiny day a bird was strolling through the woods down a well worn path. Along the path was a large bush. Unaware of the events about to unfold, the bird approached the bush without a care.
When the bird came adjacent to the bush, a hand quickly appeared out of the bush. The hand grabbed the unsuspecting bird and dragged it into the bush. The bush began to shake, feathers started flying, and soon the bird came rolling out from under the bush. The bird stood up, shook itself off and declared, "I'm a dove, I'm a dove, and I've just been loved."
Later that day, another bird, travelling the same path, suffered the same fate. When the second bird came too close to the bush, the hand once again darted out and dragged the bird into the bush. Again, the bush started shaking, and feathers were flying. Shortly the second bird rolled out of the bush and cried, "I'm a lark, I'm a lark, and I've just been sparked."
Well, wouldn't you know it. Later that same day, walking aimlessly along the same path, came a duck. The duck approached the bush, and you know what happened. The hand grabbed the duck and into the bush it went. The bush started shaking, and feathers flying. Shortly, the duck came rolling out from under the bush and announced, "I'm a drake, I'm a drake, and there's been a terrible mistake!"