Post by featherduster on Jul 6, 2019 9:29:39 GMT -5
Q: Do you know the ideal weight of a lawyer
A: About 8 lbs, including the urn!
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
A: Cut the rope
Q: Why won't a hyena eat a lawyer?
A: Even hyena's have standards
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road, and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There's skid marks in front of the skunk
Q: How to you save a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take you foot off his head.
Q: What do you call it when a jet full of lawyers crashes into the ocean?
A: A good start.
A: About 8 lbs, including the urn!
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
A: Cut the rope
Q: Why won't a hyena eat a lawyer?
A: Even hyena's have standards
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road, and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There's skid marks in front of the skunk
Q: How to you save a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take you foot off his head.
Q: What do you call it when a jet full of lawyers crashes into the ocean?
A: A good start.