New Hunting Club Members
Apr 18, 2018 9:42:13 GMT -5
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Post by hugedogleg on Apr 18, 2018 9:42:13 GMT -5
Two young fellows joined a local hunting club. The president of the club was taking them around and introducing them to all the members. As they approach one member the president says boys this here is Fred and he's out oldest member. The boys shake Fred's hand and one asks how old are you Fred. Fred says 97. The boy says dang Fred I bet you have a lot of great hunting stories. Fred says sure do. The boys say well tell us one please.
So Fred says well back in 1948 I went over to Africa to so some lion hunting. I had been out in the brush all day in the hot african sun and hadn't seen the first lion. So I eased over to a tree sat down and decided to rest awhile. I had been sitting about 5 minutes when all of a sudden a huge male lion busted out of the brush ran up to within 10 yds of me and went. RRRRRRRRROOOOOAAARRR.
Fred paused and the boys asked what happened? Fred said I crapped my pants. The boys kind of looked at each other not knowing what to say. Finally one says well heck Fred that's understandable. Fred says no you dummy not then just now when I went RRRRRROOOOAAARRR.
So Fred says well back in 1948 I went over to Africa to so some lion hunting. I had been out in the brush all day in the hot african sun and hadn't seen the first lion. So I eased over to a tree sat down and decided to rest awhile. I had been sitting about 5 minutes when all of a sudden a huge male lion busted out of the brush ran up to within 10 yds of me and went. RRRRRRRRROOOOOAAARRR.
Fred paused and the boys asked what happened? Fred said I crapped my pants. The boys kind of looked at each other not knowing what to say. Finally one says well heck Fred that's understandable. Fred says no you dummy not then just now when I went RRRRRROOOOAAARRR.
