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Post by oldhoyt on Jun 15, 2017 9:30:30 GMT -5
A blonde walked into an Bestbuy and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back the next day with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back the next day with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
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Post by bill9068 on Jun 16, 2017 16:36:46 GMT -5
That is a good one.  |
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Post by oldhoyt on Jun 22, 2017 7:57:32 GMT -5
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for.
He replies, "It's great for keeping hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde decides to buy one for herself and brings it to work the next day.
Her coworker notices and says, "Nice thermos, what's in it?"
The blonde replies, "Soup and ice cream."
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Post by gillgrabber on Jun 22, 2017 18:49:52 GMT -5
True story:
Many years ago, when my Son was in First Grade, we were eating dinner when he said "I heard a joke at school today...wanna hear it?"
He started "There were 2 blondes walking along when one looked down and said 'I wonder what kind of tracks those are?'. The other blond said she thought they were deer tracks. The other said she thought they were raccoon tracks. Then they both got run over by the train."
He laughed and laughed as only an innocent 1st grader can do. His 2 Sisters laughed with him.
I looked at my Wife (who is blonde) and she appeared ready to explode. I told her I'd speak with our Son which I did after dinner and cautioned him never to tell those jokes in front of Mom but said he could tell me whenever he wanted.
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Post by bill9068 on Jun 22, 2017 19:11:21 GMT -5
I like your son's sense of humor.
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Post by oldhoyt on Sept 13, 2017 12:01:11 GMT -5
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street.
At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi Heather, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
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Post by stevein on Sept 15, 2017 15:03:57 GMT -5
My daughter and I are standing in line at the grocery store waiting to check out. She suggests we get desert to go with the food we picked up for supper. So I asked her if the ice cream she had in her hands would. I work 11 pm to 7:30 am and had some business to take care of one morning. Got to bed late. She woke me up when she got home from school to tell me there was an animal in distress in the cold and snow in the front yard. I was told it was a furry armadillo. I rolled over and went back to sleep. Turned out to be a possum.  BLONDE TO THE BONE. |
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Post by oldhoyt on Oct 24, 2017 12:08:31 GMT -5
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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