My Wife is poisoning me
Aug 6, 2014 19:14:42 GMT -5
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Post by gillgrabber on Aug 6, 2014 19:14:42 GMT -5
Bob suspects his Wife is attempting to poison him so he goes to see the local police Chief.
Bob: "Chief, I think my Wife is trying to poison me."
Chief: "Why do you think that? Do you have any evidence?"
Bob: "No....just a suspicion."
Chief: "Well Bob, we can't do much on just a suspicion. Come back and see us when you have some proof or hard evidence."
Bob: "OK Chief, but can you at least talk to her? Maybe you'll get a feeling for whether or not she's actually doing it."
Chief: "Sure Bob. Have a seat while I call her right now."
The Chief then calls the Wife and has a 3 hour conversation with her. After he hangs up, he looks at Bob and says "Bob, if you want my advice, take the poison."
Bob: "Chief, I think my Wife is trying to poison me."
Chief: "Why do you think that? Do you have any evidence?"
Bob: "No....just a suspicion."
Chief: "Well Bob, we can't do much on just a suspicion. Come back and see us when you have some proof or hard evidence."
Bob: "OK Chief, but can you at least talk to her? Maybe you'll get a feeling for whether or not she's actually doing it."
Chief: "Sure Bob. Have a seat while I call her right now."
The Chief then calls the Wife and has a 3 hour conversation with her. After he hangs up, he looks at Bob and says "Bob, if you want my advice, take the poison."
