IRS VISITED ME TODAY
Jun 28, 2014 21:08:42 GMT -5
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Post by onebentarrow on Jun 28, 2014 21:08:42 GMT -5
The IRS suspected me as a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to my deckhand and sent an agent to investigate me.I
RS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you paythem.
"Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand. He's been with mefor three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hoursevery day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about$10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle ofBacardi Rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he cancope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentallychallenged one
"Boat Owner: "That would be me. What do you want to know?"_________________________
RS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you paythem.
"Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand. He's been with mefor three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hoursevery day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about$10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle ofBacardi Rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he cancope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentallychallenged one
"Boat Owner: "That would be me. What do you want to know?"_________________________
