Post by gillgrabber on Dec 16, 2013 18:35:20 GMT -5
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob, so they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid
the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather cleared, the two men got back on the road, and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
Nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. Jack drove to Bob's house and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski trip 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' said Bob
'Tell me...Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house, and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes.' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of your's?'
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left everything to me!"
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid
the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather cleared, the two men got back on the road, and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
Nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. Jack drove to Bob's house and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski trip 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' said Bob
'Tell me...Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house, and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes.' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of your's?'
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left everything to me!"
