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Post by 911 on Dec 20, 2006 17:11:29 GMT -5
"no plug" What someone i hunted with realized he did not have in his gun when the C.O. checked his gun. "totally embarassed" what he was when the six guys he was with started harassing him about it.
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Post by quackhead100 on Dec 20, 2006 17:21:36 GMT -5
REMINGTON 550 SHOTGUN - a Remington 1100 shotgun that works half the time.
STEEL SHOT - something designed to cripple ducks because of an eagle who swallowed a lead pellet and threw up.
BLIND CAPTAIN - someone elected at the beginning of a hunt to call the shots (usually impeached by mid-morning).
CALL PITCH ADJUSTMENT - changing the pitch of a friend's duck call by taking in one hand, drawing back and pitching it as far as you can throw.
GRAND PASSAGE MIGRATION - something that takes place approximately five times a season and about 30 minutes after leaving the blind.
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Post by waterfowler on Dec 20, 2006 18:47:28 GMT -5
A Quack Attack - Huge incoming flock of ducks
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Post by chicobrownbear on Dec 22, 2006 8:18:17 GMT -5
Astronaut ducks: High fliers. Higher than a hippy on a helicopter ride.
Duck Blind Food: Sardines in mustard, smoked oysters, crackers, vienna sausages, beef jerky, and other delicacies that your wife/significant other/mother warned you not to eat. Donuts and milk in BSUtravis's case. That guy hunts in style.
River dump: Falling in the river, usually setting decoys but can also be on the walk in. See also Lake dump and Marsh dump.
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Post by quackingtim on Dec 22, 2006 19:58:10 GMT -5
DRT: dead right there. Fowl is dead before it hits the ground.
Two singles: The guy who gets too excited and can't think of the word "pair".
River dump: Falling in the river, usually setting decoys but can also be on the walk in. See also Lake dump and Marsh dump.
For my buddy, it means hanging his cheeks over the edge of the boat and well, that's all I'm going to say about that one.
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Post by indianagooseman on Dec 23, 2006 9:14:26 GMT -5
"You've Been Shucked" What I say after you realize I took all the shells out of your gun while you were out goofing off when you should have been in your blind! ;D ;D
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Post by danf on Dec 23, 2006 10:59:07 GMT -5
Getting a case of the "IwishIcoulds"- what I've been getting lately every day we've been working at the residentially developed lake that doesn't allow hunting. There's a TON of geese and a LOT of mallards!
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