Post by parson on Jun 9, 2010 14:11:35 GMT -5
Don't know if this has been around long, but it's new to me.
A young man married His sweetheart, only to conclude that he had made a mistake. It cost too much and restrained his fun.
So, he took out a rather large insurance policy on her, and began looking for someone who would make her disappear.
A shady acquaintance introduced him to a man named Artie, who would do most anything for a price. Artie and the husband talked about terms of the "contract" and settled on a price of $10,000.
Artie wanted half the money up front, but hubby wouldn't have any money until the insurance paid off. Artie says, "look, I gotta have something, how much ya got?"
Husband pulls out wallet, opens it and reveals that he has only one dollar.
Artie, disgusted, takes the dollar and sets out to murder the Mrs. He tails her as she leaves her home, finally following her into the local Walmart.
Artie follows her into a deserted aisle, grabs by the throat and proceeds to strangle her. A Walmart associate, hearing the commotion, comes to the aisle, and Artie, afraid to leave a witness, chokes him also!
Artie is quickly caught, and with the security tape from the store, it's pretty much a slam dunk for the Prosecutor.
The day after the trial the local newspaper carries the following headline in bold print:
are you ready?
?
"Artie chokes two for a dollar at Walmart!"
A young man married His sweetheart, only to conclude that he had made a mistake. It cost too much and restrained his fun.
So, he took out a rather large insurance policy on her, and began looking for someone who would make her disappear.
A shady acquaintance introduced him to a man named Artie, who would do most anything for a price. Artie and the husband talked about terms of the "contract" and settled on a price of $10,000.
Artie wanted half the money up front, but hubby wouldn't have any money until the insurance paid off. Artie says, "look, I gotta have something, how much ya got?"
Husband pulls out wallet, opens it and reveals that he has only one dollar.
Artie, disgusted, takes the dollar and sets out to murder the Mrs. He tails her as she leaves her home, finally following her into the local Walmart.
Artie follows her into a deserted aisle, grabs by the throat and proceeds to strangle her. A Walmart associate, hearing the commotion, comes to the aisle, and Artie, afraid to leave a witness, chokes him also!
Artie is quickly caught, and with the security tape from the store, it's pretty much a slam dunk for the Prosecutor.
The day after the trial the local newspaper carries the following headline in bold print:
are you ready?
?"Artie chokes two for a dollar at Walmart!"
